WHO-RAW, finally got around to posting my art work. I was going to post one sooner but I accidentally flushed it down the toilet, since i smeared it on a piece of toilet paper. Anyhow here's one I did last Halloween for a Deviant Art contest. Like Angelina Jolie when she finally got naked in major film...too little too late, I missed the final entry date.Knowing that anything good in life employs a little child labor, the coloring was done by this brown kid, who was nice enough to take time away from his busy schedule of stitching Nike's to color it for me. Seriously though, (Sohail) you've got some skills dude. I rush the backdrop for the same reason you drop X into that cosmopolitan drink: i was just trying to hit the date. Enjoy & comment
In faraway China long long ago, something I have no idea about happened & thus I will not write about it. If you would like to learn about ancient history please consult a reliable source: Madonna. Let me tell you what i do know about though, UFC 113, hosted in Montreal, Canada. This has by far been the most entertaining card since, well, UFC 112. I encourage all of you missed it to sit down right now & say, "ah crap I missed it." Seriously though it was a great card. And just like any meal with meat & veggies served on the same plate, the best was saved for last. Lyoto 'The Dragon' Machida a.k.a 'The karate kid' vs. Mauricio 'Shogun' Rua a.k.a 'Mauricio Shogun Rua' for the light heavy weight belt. (What the *#@& is light heavy ? How the F*** do you go shopping for clothes when your light heavy? Its like being a black-white guy, which is impossible, unless your name is Will Smith.) Any how this fight was a sequel to the previous one (what are the odds?) Where Lyoto won a very controversial decision over Shogun. Thus prompting an 'instant' rematch... 7 month later. The scheduling of this fight was handled by Mexican road workers . Here' s how the fight went down round for round: Round 1- Machida gets knocked out by Shogun Rua
In the end, do all the back flips & read all the haiku you want, nothing beats fist to face action. Ask your alcoholic dad. Other big fights on the card Josh Koscheck won over Paul Dailey In decision & Kimbo slice fought (Do I really need to tell you that he didn't win?) On behalf of Canada, I'd like to thank our neighbors down south for sharing something special: Electricity.
Here' s A link to the fight that probably does n't work now
Everything is bigger in Texas. Which is great unless, like me, your going to see your Girlfriend in Texas, & the last time you saw her was not in Texas. The guy sleeping on the couch says its in my best interests to say I'm joking, & I am. She was fat the last time I saw her too. Her are some interesting facts I found about Texas...
* There are no interesting facts about Texas
I did learn that the State Flying Mammal is the Mexican Free-tailed Bat ( The State Flying Mammal of Oregon is the Seattle Depressed Businessman, who can be seen migrating to the sidewalk ,via office window, from 30 stories above). In truth, I had a great time in The Republic of Texas, would have been nice to leave her bedroom & look around though.
The Anthem of Texas, here's Molotov with Frijolero
Every writer has asked himself this question at least once in his life, although if your name is Tom Clancy you should probably do it daily. Fortunately for me & unfortunately for anyone visiting this blog sober, I am NOT a writer. There are certain things i do not have that every good writer needs: Time, an Idea, & their virginity. Rather I am your regular nine to fiver sitting at my desk which means that my fingers are constantly hovering over the Alt-Tab buttons &...its not really my desk. I had put the idea of this blog off until a better time presented itself, such as now with my hands full in a family international center, & on rare occasions doing my own laundry. This blog will mainly be for my art (stay tuned for the macaroni gluing of a house) & random things I deem vital to your knowledge. Hopefully this blog will grow into a perfect way for you to spend your time, after checking between your toes for fluff twice. I promise that I will try my best not to publish anything useful, & that in the nature of all blogs, I'll stop blogging after the first three posts.
