Everything is bigger in Texas. Which is great unless, like me, your going to see your Girlfriend in Texas, & the last time you saw her was not in Texas. The guy sleeping on the couch says its in my best interests to say I'm joking, & I am. She was fat the last time I saw her too. Her are some interesting facts I found about Texas...
* There are no interesting facts about Texas
I did learn that the State Flying Mammal is the Mexican Free-tailed Bat ( The State Flying Mammal of Oregon is the Seattle Depressed Businessman, who can be seen migrating to the sidewalk ,via office window, from 30 stories above).
In truth, I had a great time in The Republic of Texas, would have been nice to leave her bedroom & look around though.
The Anthem of Texas, here's Molotov with Frijolero
If it ever came down to a vote, I'd pick that for the National Anthem.
ReplyDeleteIf there are no interesting facts about Texas i would hate to see what interesting facts you have about the other states. Between Texas & California, they carry the whole of America. Have around 75% + of their industries and buisnesses and make up a large portion of America's wealth. Other than New York, the rest of the states don't really do jack shit. You might say 'Well the farm states feed you guys'. Not accurate at all, because Texas & California produce more goods and crops than all the supposed farm states which is sad. Considering thats all the farm states are good for and they can't be top at it.
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