And Furthermore Susan

To the ppl who still read my blog...why are you still reading my blog...I've only post like twice... how long does it fucking

take? While my blog started off with a couple good ideas over time its gotten progressive worse, & it is now at the point

where i don't even try anymore. Alot like Stephen King novels, except you don't have to read 800 pages to find that out.

But recently I have decided to dedicate my blog to helping others, esp. in that difficult time in your life. Thats right

you guessed it...when your blazed outta your fucking mind. Oh wait, thats not what you guessed? Oh...Well anyways, this blog

will be your guide to "getting by while your high". I was going to do this sooner but i thought I'd be better if I waited

for 420 to do it. So without further ado, this goes out to those three other individuals

One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females.

God only know what they were up to in there.

And furthermore Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them

habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... reefers...ITS 420. GO LIGHT UP A FAT ONE!

ps. Fat people beware

My Halloween post

BLAAAHHHHH. So (barf).... much (barf)...damage.

My sober Halloween post

For the 1st time in my life I finally got to be on the other end of the door for Halloween. Let me tell you now, this giving thing.... waaaay over rated. But I had a great Halloween trick for the three feet masses. No its not punch them in the face (ok, it is punch them in the face, but isn't it great) rather i bought my candy where everything is is cheap, dirty, & doesn't last you five minutes before it breaks down. Yes that's right, I bought all my candy in Buffalo. Apparently its also where your Dad found your Mom. Not to worry about cheap candy, the kids outfits match my candy exactly. They all have sparkling futures on The Price Is Right. So many Care-Bears on budget ( i think Ambitious Bear even resorted to prostitution), I guess rainbows & sparkles don't go for what they used to on the market. Even Jason had to let go of the chain-saw cuz of gas prices. Worst costume of the day though, goes to the vampire/ninja. Seriously, how'd you work that one out. "I'm hiding in every shadow, waiting to tell you my feelings." But I'll tell you what did rock, my costume. I was part of the most dynamic duo ever seen on TV: Vince a Slap-Chop. I was dressed as Vince, & the Slap-Chop...well it was just a Slap-Chop. And yes, I might not been the most well thought out costume there. But you know what i was: In a great mood all day. Yes, i may not have had the most money dumped into my costume, but I did have home fries in a second.

Maybe the guy in the van does have candy

Now that Halloween is getting close everyone & their mom's are scrambling to find a good Halloween costume for this year, their dads are have a beer on the couch. Because god forbid you don't find anything & have to resort to your costume from last year, superman two years in a row just isn't going to fly...literally. Apparently laser beams from your eyes is no problem but watching your weight with all those potato chips can be a bitch. Needless to say, my mall is now packed with kids 24/7. Micheal Jackson would be in Heav..... Awwwww too soon? Halloween is coming though, & it won't be long till I get a bunch of really small, waddling, unintelligible, individuals knocking at my door... Japaneses. Angela has been thinking up couple ideas for us for Halloween costumes, & I've been thinking up ways i can explain to my friends that this is not at all tacky. I did decide to help out so here's a couple idea's a had:
-Vince & a Slapchop (My favorite, can also be substituted for Vince & a beat-up hooker)
-Edward & Jacob (Today's version of jack & Rose)
-Janet Jackson & Michea..... Awwww too soon??
-Robert Downey Jr & a correctional officer
-Peanut Butter & Jelly (esp. if your going out to dance)

Pause.
It is now time in my post to show you the official "Worst costume ever" or what scientist are calling " Damn, he be fucked up". Here it goes....

Endless WTF's & ZOMG's, that dude can haz hax. How did he come to that point in his life...& how can i stay as far away as possible from him. Parents this is what happens when you lock your kids in the basement, they dress like shit...ask the parents of Lady Gaga? So put away the fake blood & fangs, you just got owned for the freakiest costume ever. After seeing this I can't post any more i just can't. This is Vijay signing out

A is for apple B for Braaaaaains....oh wait, ball? oh ok that makes sense.

Fact 1: Everyone who knows me knows I'm a huge fan of hot chicks
Fact 2: Everyone who knows me knows I'm a huge fan of brainless Zombies
Fact 3: Everyone who knows me knows I'm a huge fan of brainless hot chicks...
wait what. oh...no no that's right ( i love you babe :D)
Fact 4: Everyone who knows me knows I'm a huge fan of violence. (if your
unaware of this fact, say i look funny...I dare you.)

So when Milo Jovovich makes pop tart filling outta countless zombies in a movie ,its awesome. So awesome she did it 3 more times. Resident Evil 4:Afterlife was great. Story not so much, & there's a couple things that just don't make sense, but all in all a great movie. And once again, she shoves her foot so far up those zombies ass that when they burp they taste sneaker. Ofcourse she can't do everything, so when they need help finding a way outta a maximum security prison, they enlist the help of none other than Micheal Scofield (or was it Redfield), who better be f**king good at it seeing as he's been doing this the past 4 seasons. I'll try to post some art soon... as soon as i draw it, & ink it, & scan... you know what don't hold your breath, you always end up making a stupid face when you do. Go to the link & take the stupid quiz, & let me know what your score is. Although you know that no matter how
much I love you, if we're getting chased by zombies... I'm tripin' you.

http://www.zomboid.com/zombie/

BRAINS!

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FUCK AUTHORITY... SILENT MAJORITY

I'm proud to be Canadian about as often as you are/would be a proud parent. But the G-20 riots in Toronto made me proud, or at least made me not have to look around to see if anyone heard me every time I said 'EH?' for a couple days. 1105 people were reported arrested, making it the largest mass arrest in Canadian history. On June 26th & 27th the G-20 arrived in Toronto, Ontario, CANADA ( that place that gives the world a never ending supply of maple syrup & laughs) & the protests of the past week flared into a full scaled riot. Both Canadians were unhappy about the G-20 & had some harsh words to say. No seriously a group comprising of about 10,000 people protested downtown on June 26th, & things got out of hand in a hurry. The damage cost of the vandalism was estimated at around 1.1 billion, with major businesses & corporations the targets.

- Nike ( Curiously enough all vandals appeared to be wearing Adidas)
- Scotiabank
- Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce (CIBC)
- Urban Outfitters
- Toronto-Dominion Bank
- Sears
As well as a couple of fast food joints (anarchy gives me the munchies). The police did a terrible job of trying to keep things in order & resorted to violence in many cases to make up for their lack of skill & crowd control (a lot like your alcoholic dad). In the end anarchy prevailed even if only for a shot while, as its not often 'The Man' gets caught with his pants down. But it put a smile on my face to see that they used the opportunity to kick him in the ass.

A pictures worth 1000 souls

WHO-RAW, finally got around to posting my art work. I was going to post one sooner but I accidentally flushed it down the toilet, since i smeared it on a piece of toilet paper.
Anyhow here's one I did last Halloween for a Deviant Art contest. Like Angelina Jolie when she finally got naked in major film...too little too late, I missed the final entry date.Knowing that anything good in life employs a little child labor, the coloring was done by this brown kid, who was nice enough to take time away from his busy schedule of stitching Nike's to color it for me. Seriously though, (Sohail) you've got some skills dude. I rush the backdrop for the same reason you drop X into that cosmopolitan drink: i was just trying to hit the date. Enjoy & comment