My sober Halloween post

For the 1st time in my life I finally got to be on the other end of the door for Halloween. Let me tell you now, this giving thing.... waaaay over rated. But I had a great Halloween trick for the three feet masses. No its not punch them in the face (ok, it is punch them in the face, but isn't it great) rather i bought my candy where everything is is cheap, dirty, & doesn't last you five minutes before it breaks down. Yes that's right, I bought all my candy in Buffalo. Apparently its also where your Dad found your Mom. Not to worry about cheap candy, the kids outfits match my candy exactly. They all have sparkling futures on The Price Is Right. So many Care-Bears on budget ( i think Ambitious Bear even resorted to prostitution), I guess rainbows & sparkles don't go for what they used to on the market. Even Jason had to let go of the chain-saw cuz of gas prices. Worst costume of the day though, goes to the vampire/ninja. Seriously, how'd you work that one out. "I'm hiding in every shadow, waiting to tell you my feelings." But I'll tell you what did rock, my costume. I was part of the most dynamic duo ever seen on TV: Vince a Slap-Chop. I was dressed as Vince, & the Slap-Chop...well it was just a Slap-Chop. And yes, I might not been the most well thought out costume there. But you know what i was: In a great mood all day. Yes, i may not have had the most money dumped into my costume, but I did have home fries in a second.