Now that Halloween is getting close everyone & their mom's are scrambling to find a good Halloween costume for this year, their dads are have a beer on the couch. Because god forbid you don't find anything & have to resort to your costume from last year, superman two years in a row just isn't going to fly...literally. Apparently laser beams from your eyes is no problem but watching your weight with all those potato chips can be a bitch. Needless to say, my mall is now packed with kids 24/7. Micheal Jackson would be in Heav..... Awwwww too soon? Halloween is coming though, & it won't be long till I get a bunch of really small, waddling, unintelligible, individuals knocking at my door... Japaneses. Angela has been thinking up couple ideas for us for Halloween costumes, & I've been thinking up ways i can explain to my friends that this is not at all tacky. I did decide to help out so here's a couple idea's a had:-Vince & a Slapchop (My favorite, can also be substituted for Vince & a beat-up hooker)
-Edward & Jacob (Today's version of jack & Rose)
-Janet Jackson & Michea..... Awwww too soon??
-Robert Downey Jr & a correctional officer
-Peanut Butter & Jelly (esp. if your going out to dance)
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It is now time in my post to show you the official "Worst costume ever" or what scientist are calling " Damn, he be fucked up". Here it goes....
Endless WTF's & ZOMG's, that dude can haz hax. How did he come to that point in his life...& how can i stay as far away as possible from him. Parents this is what happens when you lock your kids in the basement, they dress like shit...ask the parents of Lady Gaga? So put away the fake blood & fangs, you just got owned for the freakiest costume ever. After seeing this I can't post any more i just can't. This is Vijay signing out
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